Ladies and Gentlemen,
Ya see, Mels mom drank too much cough syrup one night and
Mel felt very funny, yet was distracted by all the
When Mel came home he was watching
When, for no reason, he thought it was time
I'll give you three guesses how his dog Spot
Speaking of Spot, one day Spot
Mel's buddies finally caught up with him
After Mel got his act together from the fall, he came home
Suddenly, Mel's little piggy, "K-9", told Mel to
Anyway, one day Mel was walking down the road and
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Keep watching for the never ending story of Mel.
Please Embrace,
The Story of Mel.
First, we'll start with Mel's
parents...
got a little frisky with her big, stud hubby...
...and soon, after only 4 months of gestation,
there was Mel...
Every so often, during Mel's Youth
on hot, sweaty, humid, summer nights
when Mel's lights were out,
and it was very dark,
this man would visit Mel in his room.
Mel never knew why.
Mel grew up very slowly,
and so did his teeth...and yes,
like all people,
he soon made friends...
This is Hank and Sissy.
Mel loves Sissy...
Hank and Sissy had "this"
a few months ago...
One summer, back in '98,
Mel went to his first rock concert. (Johnny Insest and
The Big String Throw-Down tour)
A women, he thinks, gave him the rest of her "magic juice" to finish.
a few hours later...
dancing alians.
"The Blair Witch Project"...
to wash his cat.
felt about that!!
got pissed at Mels' friends...and barked them all
over the edge of the cliff in Mel's back yard...
and taught Mel a little lesson
and took his last PROZAK pill...
go skiing.
SOOOOOOOOOO........
About an hour later, Mel tried extreme skiing,
but never felt as if he fit in with all the other cool dudes
and after he got altitude sickness
and puked,
he had to go to the lodge and clean
his teeth out...
He'll be ok I'm sure......so long as he can keep his ass
on the trail!!
and saw Bobbie Billard doing a photo shoot.
Mel couldn't see that good, so
he went up for a closer look...
It's such a fun life he leads...
you can score these teeth!!
